I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they


*iwata voice* my anaconda dont want none unless u got funds hon

Look, Bill, about your buddy back there… that’s a tough deal.


modern au gaang doodles + bonus dangerous ladies


Oh, no, of course, you’re right. My mistake.

Disney Duets, by princekido

(left to right: Penny and Bolt from Bolt, Tiana and Naveen from The Princess and the Frog, Rapunzel and Flynn from Tangled, Ralph and Vanellope from Wreck-It Ralph, Anna and Elsa from Frozen, Hiro and Baymax from Big Hero 6, and Nick and Judy from Zootopia)


burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it